A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the banks' head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.
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| Directing | Cliff Owen | Director |
| Writing | Alistair Foot | Theatre Play |
| Costume & Make-Up | Julia Squire | Costume Design |
| Production | John Gale | Co-Producer |
| Production | Jenia Reissar | Casting |
| Writing | Johnnie Mortimer | Screenplay |
| Camera | Ken Hodges | Director of Photography |
| Costume & Make-Up | Gordon Bond | Hairstylist |
| Production | John Woolf | Executive Producer |
| Sound | Eric Rogers | Original Music Composer |
| Editing | Ralph Kemplen | Editor |
| Art | Ray Simm | Production Design |
| Costume & Make-Up | Wally Schneiderman | Makeup Artist |
| Writing | Anthony Marriott | Theatre Play |
| Production | John R. Sloan | Producer |
| Writing | Anthony Marriott | Screenplay |
| Writing | Brian Cooke | Screenplay |
| Directing | Ariel Levy | Assistant Director |
| Production | Denis Johnson | Production Supervisor |
